Thoughts To Ponder
Posted: Tuesday, July 22, 2008
by Roschelle Nelson
Wish I could take credit for these absolutely hilarious "questions". I stumbled across t
hese jewels while engaging in my favorite past-time, surfing and googling (sounds like the mating ritual of two sea lions)
Thoughts To Ponder
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (priceless)
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
Why do Gynecologists leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars - but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do Kamikazee pilots wear helmets?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there's not enough?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Top-level comments on this article: (3 total)Hi Roschelle. Lots of fun. Great questions. Thanks for sharing your find.DiannePlease log in to respond to this comment.
I couldn't keep it to myself. It had me tickled to death. Glad u enjoyed!Please log in to respond to this comment.
hi roschelle,i am so glad you googled-these were so funny, and true! i loved reading them, i found myself smiling. thanks for the gift,my best,suePlease log in to respond to this comment.Sue,you're more than welcome. In a world were so much is "wrong", it's good to be able to laugh (smile) every now and then.RoschellePlease log in to respond to this comment.
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