An Open Letter From Mitzi
Posted: Sunday, August 10, 2008
by Roschelle Nelson
Dear Prospective Family,
My name is Mitzi and I'm 2 years old. I am currently residing in the Animal Shelter on Rodeo Drive. My mother was a Jack Russell terrier and my dad was a Rat (no pun intended) terrier. I would just like to let it be known before any of you beautiful, wealthy and extremely narcissistic Hollywood celebrities adopt me - I have a few rules.
Please provide me with love, affection, a good home and plenty of doggy treats. I don't like venturing out much. So, don't stuff me in your $1500 Prada bag and parade me around like your Cabbage Patch Doll. All the lights from the paparazzi scare me and I would hate to ruin your bag....
The noise at your so-called "red carpet" events is horrible. It takes me days to get rid of the ringing in my ears. You don't have to haul me around like a limp dishrag to prove to the public or anyone else how much you love me. I'm content just resting peacefully at home in my Kenneth Cole doggy bed - yes, I too like the finer things in life.
I've seen my friends come back to the shelter heart broken after you discard them for your next puppy-of-the week. Please be considerate of my wishes. I just want a normal life.
Pawed,
Mitzi...
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Top-level comments on this article: (1 total)hi Roschelle,what a clever article. neat way of thinking. cute dog.thanks for sharing, and for the smile.best regards,suePlease log in to respond to this comment.thanks sue. I'm glad you enjoyed it.Please log in to respond to this comment.
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