Roschelle Nelson

I'm A Marked Woman With Awesome Furniture and Window Treatments



Posted: Sunday, June 27, 2010

by Roschelle Nelson

In the immortal words of Tupac, Only God Can Judge Me

Now...for the story:
I moved into my first house about a month ago. My crib; my piece of the pie; my sanctuary - MY MORTGAGE!!!
 
In working out the details of the biggest contractual agreement of my colorful life, the previous owners agreed to leave the window treatments in the house - some really nice, custom made ones might I add.

I told my girlfriend about the awesome curtains and she got all excited and did a little happy dance with me! I only had one pair of curtains in my apartment and to the nekkid eye you'd think Freddy Krueger and Wolverine had arm wrestled one another to see who'd get a chance to hang them for me.

My girlfriend took one look at the tattered, mangled mess that sheltered me from the sun during my day sleep and informed me that Seymour and Coco would have a blast breaking my new really nice, custom made window treatments in.

I thought for a minute. Surely my little angels wouldn't think of destroying my curtains. Then I realized they'd never intentionally planned to ruin the one pair I did own....or had they?

I remembered all the times I was awakened by the two of them fighting and literally climbing that one pair of curtains like Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay must have done before reaching their summit!!

Then I started looking around at the rest of my furniture. The ottoman was covered with scratches and so was the back of my couch. This really had never mattered that much to me since the items were only temporary stage props until I found my forever home.

It was a no brainer. I was going to have to have them de-clawed (Queue the music from the shower scene in the Psycho movie!).







Their appointments were scheduled the day I planned to move. I dropped them off the night before and finished packing in preparation for my big day.

I picked the kitties up the day after surgery. They looked so pitiful, frightened, confused and BETRAYED!!!

To make matters worse, I didn't bring them to the home they remembered. I brought them to this new place, a strange place, a bigger place with tons of curtains, no carpet and STAIRS!!!

My poor babies stayed under my bed almost 3 days! I moved the food and water bowl into my room along with the litter box. I would lie on the floor and  talk to them all the while hoping I hadn't made the biggest mistake ever especially after researching what the process actually entails.

Thank goodness my vet performs the procedure with a laser. I still feel bad at times until I see the two of them pawing (clawlessly) at the curtains and furniture!

I haven't noticed any behavioral changes and they both seem to be adapting well.

In hindsight, I think I would have tried other alternatives - claw covers, tape, etc. But what's done is done.

I hope they've forgiven me. Their forgiveness and affection are all that really matter - so there!



 

Roschelle Nelson is a Registered Nurse by profession and mother, freelance writer, mentor, friend and genuine lover of life by choice. Roschelle has achieved success with several business ventures. She enjoys writing, meeting new people and considers life a precious gift. View her blog Inconsequential Logic to see what she's chirping about these days! Her views on life, current news, work and family are never dull and often sprinkled with humor and wit. 
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» left by Jennifer Stewart
1 year 335 days ago.
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I'm sure they have forgiven you already! Doesn't seem as though they suffered. Congratulations on your new house!
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» left by Roschelle Nelson 1 year 335 days ago.
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Thanks a lot Jennifer. I'm new to cats..and love them dearly.
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» left by James Banner
1 year 330 days ago.
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Hopefully the procedure was painless for them. I can't imagine how grateful that you did perform the procedure on them.
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